Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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