About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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