One girl and one boy is just not enough.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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