Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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