I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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