So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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