well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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