I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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