atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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