Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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