its not stalking. its research.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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