ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Randomize