Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
