People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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