You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
ttyl tear gas
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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