it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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