we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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