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my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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