I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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