Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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