i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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