i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
