Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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