We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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