You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
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