maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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