Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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