dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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