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This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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