is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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