she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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