Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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