Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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