Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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