Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
