i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
