Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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