i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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