lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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