Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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