Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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