Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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