this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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