so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
