am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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