so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
birth control should be required to get into college
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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