Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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