does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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