IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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