My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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