Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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