"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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