Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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