Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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