She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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