Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Do plants get herpes?
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