i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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