I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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