direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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