If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
no. you can't hotbox the world.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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