Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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