singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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