Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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