I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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