Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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